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Oj Demotivational Poster


MEMORIAL DAY -


TAGS: marine iwojima memorialday military
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

steve1961 - May 23, 2014, 10:04 pm
Or dividing by zero...or rolling a hoop with a stick...or getting hit on the head with a pool cue...
MPsniper - May 23, 2014, 7:04 pm
uhmmmmm....it is a salute
maoworks2 - May 22, 2014, 4:52 pm
What does that mean ?
MPsniper - May 22, 2014, 3:58 pm
/0
maoworks2 - May 22, 2014, 11:11 am
Very Well Said , Thankyou .


WHARRGARBL - WHARRGARBL


TAGS: wharrgarbl puke projectile vomit pink
Rating: 1.63/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 12:49 pm
5L + faved XD
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 12:48 pm
ROFLMAO! I'm sorry, but I'm odd; I like to see someone puke. Not a little cough then spit. I mean like Niagara Falls it. Vomiting is comical, and the text you chose was perfect, lol. And yes, if I throw up I laugh. Not recommended though, you'll choke.
anosh - December 12, 2011, 11:51 am
disgusting
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 4:44 am
amen, donk!
Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 11:07 pm
@autumnspirit - I believe it roughly translates from sanskrit to "One Lion". @Sho - your avatar is AMAZING
culos - December 8, 2010, 4:32 pm
CTRL-C CTRL-V from a site we don't mention on here. 0L
5150monkeylove - December 7, 2010, 11:25 pm
It says.... CRAAAAAAAP....CRRRAAAAAP.
autumnspirit - December 7, 2010, 10:41 pm
Could you translate please?
Sho - December 7, 2010, 9:04 pm
The one done with the dog was funnier :D
spacedog - December 7, 2010, 4:39 pm
Obviously he isn't man enough to handle the red tide.


DO-IT-YOURSELF PROJECT - In matters of faith, God has already completed the project. (if it's not broke, don't fix it)


TAGS: do it yourself god jesus faith project cross
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

Sean - November 22, 2010, 3:25 pm
And in the final panel, it looks like he's just popped a cross shaped ... well, you know?!
Scott Wood - November 21, 2010, 3:51 pm
If you're lugging that book around and following it by rote, yeah - it fits. Lugging the means of your own demise around to hinder your progress. It fits.
Lincoln - May 2, 2010, 3:06 pm
What looks like a forced march to your own crucifixion might somehow be in your best interests, but you just can't see it.
twihater2 - March 12, 2010, 11:19 am
Not about thinkers being alone, or about control. Its about accepting that His plan for us might not be pleasant always, but there is a purpose to all things that sometimes we are too shortsighted to see. Making it easier now might make it hard later.
Hasbunmb - January 24, 2010, 9:58 am
Fortuneatly, what are the odds you'll be meandering around the grand canyon carrying a cross?
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 6:16 pm
Ummmm, have you ever been to church? That is the central message of all major religions! "Do what we say that the bible/koran/etc. says and don't question us. ever. for any reason.
IllicoPresto - December 29, 2009, 6:09 pm
Oh, I get it. God wants you to suffer without knowing why. And the person who thinks for themselves and tries to better their lives, will be punished and left alone. What a wonderful message.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:08 pm
*cross
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:08 pm
And why is it shaped like a crass anyways if all you need is a plank? Are they planning on crucufying someone later? I'd say that the poster advocates poor carpentry practices. The Christians I know are way smarter than that.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:06 pm
So why did those selfish bastards ahead of him refuse to let him walk across one of theirs? It's called sharing. This poster is viciously anti-christian, and that's jsut plain wrong.
Chopperliscious - November 13, 2009, 12:01 pm
I like the way he has managed to motifake a Christian message, without p***erting it, yet still making it work. I give it five for that alone. I will also give five to the person who CAN p***ert it (WITHOUT tunneling). How about - p***-Bear meets Jesus?
Jmac0585 - November 13, 2009, 11:30 am
Don't know where this come from but, 5/5, brother.
aerofiend - November 13, 2009, 11:20 am
This is the second of these comics that I have seen here, and I swear to you they've made more sense than every sermon that I've ever been to. Thanks mate.


POKEMON VS. SAILOR MOON - There can be only one!


TAGS: anime manga pokemon sailor moon misty magical girls shoujo shojo
Rating: 1.91/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 3:11 pm
*does.. 1L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 3:11 pm
You need help....Jalford FTL........how doe that hammer feel?
awesomeman - May 17, 2010, 3:08 pm
sailor moon, cause she's h**ter.
Woodywood03a - August 29, 2009, 2:00 am
You are a ja****s man and this is over.
Lla - August 3, 2009, 7:55 am
Sailor Moon because Pokemon sucks a**.


einstein and political correctedness -




ANGER - Homey don't play dat.




SUBSTANCE ABUSE - You're doing it wrong.


TAGS: michaellawlorrojas
Rating: 2.67/5

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deadraisin - April 16, 2010, 1:55 pm
That is such a cool picture! 5L.


WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS - Stays in Vegas... for 9 to 33 years


TAGS: oj simpson vegas las happens what in stays prison jail funny coberloco humor jail
Rating: 3.2/5

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W - February 27, 2009, 9:22 pm
Wrong O.J. Simpson. The web site says that his birthdate is 1/17/1977 but OJ Simpson was selected to the Pro Bowl in 1969 - apparently at the age of negative 8. Also, there's no way he weighs 320 pounds.
Scorpio7 - December 31, 2008, 3:04 pm
O. J. Simpson is no longer behind bars. For PROOF, go to this link http://www.doc.nv.gov/notis/detail.php?offender_id=52166 and note the name and birthdate of the released inmate. YOU CAN WIN A “BAR BET,” AS I DID!
me - December 30, 2008, 6:21 pm
Well.. at least the juice is no longer on the loose
Sean - December 30, 2008, 5:25 pm
clever


THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY -


TAGS: the one that got away oj simpson hell is waiting
Rating: 4.18/5

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hootizz - February 27, 2011, 2:49 pm
As they say.., 'what goes around.., comes around'...!!


TROJANS -


TAGS: trojans virus on your computer
Rating: 2.35/5

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_dog - October 19, 2009, 3:34 pm
The title is blurry... and the caption.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 2:53 pm
Yep. Definitely seen this one before.


POSITIVITY -


TAGS: the little engine who could projectile vomit
Rating: 3.55/5

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Fatt Matt - November 20, 2009, 11:39 am
Great as always Sean. 5


GODZILLA - Scale model destroyer since 1954




CELEBRITIES - When you said you'd make out with the first one you saw when you opened your eyes he was not the one you hoped for.


TAGS: godzilla gojira kaiju japan japanese celebrities
Rating: 3/5

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GreyScorpion - April 7, 2010, 1:28 pm
much better caption! 5L


TROJAN MAAAN! - may not always be funny but who cares trojan man for everyones protection.




FORMULA FOR TROJAN - Know It. Learn It. Live It. Love It.


TAGS: trust trojan
Rating: 3.13/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 25, 2013, 11:23 pm
Excellent! 5L! Maybe if people actually LEARN this equation, I can have a somewhat decent meal out without hearing a child's screams as their parents has learned so talentfuly to tune out.
boinger - October 11, 2011, 7:45 pm
On first glance, I saw the word TURD


INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION -


TAGS: vt terminal velocity m mass of the falling object g acceleration due to gravity cd drag coefficient density of the fluid through which the object is falling and a projected area of the object
Rating: 3.05/5

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Derek - November 30, 2009, 2:26 am
...with the small proviso that one has a particular type of vehicle


THE FORCE -


TAGS: force dojo
Rating: 2.21/5

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OVERRATED. - And no, it does not make you look cooler.


TAGS: mojito is overrated
Rating: 2/5

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Porcelina - July 30, 2009, 1:12 am
I hate mint, but those are so good.
agdaniele - July 30, 2009, 1:04 am
Mohi-to. Mo-hi-to. Yum. Coquis rule.


GOOD POINT - Nicely said.




PERSEVERENCE - In the Face of Great Danger, You must Show even greater, the ability to Persevere.




THE COOKIE MONSTER -


TAGS: oj steals prison cookies humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 27, 2013, 12:55 am

The background for this is that OJ was nabbed by prison guards on his way back to his cell from the mess hall. He had about a dozen oatmeal cookies hidden in his clothing. Quite a come-down for a Heisman Trophy-winning athlete.
lgvernon - September 26, 2013, 4:16 pm

Prison'll do that to a person. There's probably a whole lot of resentment going on, too. After all, he thought he was home free!~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2013, 4:12 pm
Whoa! Definitely wa5 inspired by the Cookie Monster, lol. What has happened to him?!? He really let himself go.


ADVERTISING IN THE 50S -


TAGS: advertising 50s sabrina projectors
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by IllicoPresto

Reality Lord - July 17, 2010, 11:19 am

ad? what ad?


Orange Juice from Concentrate -


TAGS: orange juice concentrate frozen oj
Rating: 4.6/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 1, 2013, 12:49 pm
Totally, lol.
Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 8:23 pm
Also useful for drinking on the way home from the store.


PHYDEAUX LOST HIS MOJO - LUCKY FOR HIM THIS GUY HAD LOTS OOPS looks like he spilled some on me...




THEY SEE ME ROLLIN'... - They hatin'...




PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: to the orkin man its a project
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Derek - October 24, 2009, 4:52 pm
Well done, 5 cheetahs for you


HUMOR - OJ fails to see any




USAGI YOJIMBO - When Rabbits Can Kill You It's Time To Give Up The Game


TAGS: usagi yojimbo will kill your ass
Rating: 2.92/5

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ICEMAN - January 22, 2010, 11:54 am
All you need to do is use the "Holy Hand Grenade"


AMBITION -




HALO HEADLIGHTS - the tell tale sign of a fag


TAGS: headlights halo projector
Rating: 2.69/5
James - January 6, 2009, 9:33 am
.... i suppose you all drive hondas then? lol
Culos - December 16, 2008, 2:24 pm
As the original poster said, BMW is German for Fag
Tony USAF - December 16, 2008, 2:23 pm
Or someone that owns a BMW since they come stock on them... retard.


ODIN'S MOJO - give me my Mojo Back!!! please...


TAGS: odin mojo
Rating: 2.27/5

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Culos - March 18, 2009, 10:19 am
Next time please return it to Odin so he's got his Mojo back and we don't have to look at such awkward material
Mark - March 18, 2009, 10:16 am
Late at night sometimes I get Norwegian wood.
Culos - March 18, 2009, 8:35 am
Must be Norwegian humor, I don't get it....


COMBINATION - Some aren't worth hitting.




DENIAL - Isn't a river in Africa.


TAGS: rod blagojevich corruption corrupt politics politician
Rating: 1.86/5

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agdaniele - January 9, 2009, 7:33 pm
This one is as fresh and funny as.... the Nile. What's next? Miss Understood?


Project Cancelled -


TAGS: jet roller coaster project cancelled
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 21, 2015, 11:12 am
what olds said
Oldsod - February 21, 2015, 11:09 am
How'd I miss this? Fantastic!
JesusWept - November 26, 2014, 9:31 am
Thanks :)
mizzdizz - November 25, 2014, 9:38 pm
Okay, who farted?!!!!!
Thedge - November 25, 2014, 4:10 pm
Did Richard Branson buy it out? Seems to be right up his alley. 5L


HE'S NOT ALONE -


TAGS: oj simpson acquitted murder guilty
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ScorpioSeven

lgvernon - March 19, 2016, 7:37 pm

I get that all the time.
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 7:26 pm
You're getting me EXCITED!!!!!
lgvernon - March 19, 2016, 7:24 pm

My vassals will accompany you to the rack. Not the one with a mattress; the one with turnbuckles and ropes.
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 7:18 pm
I beg forgiveness...
lgvernon - March 19, 2016, 7:15 pm

Tsk Tsk. Never poke a mod. Fabulous turns to f$@ked in the blink of an eye.
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 6:57 pm
Glad you liked it! (It was "fabulous," before I was forced to alter it.) But it's OK...
lgvernon - March 19, 2016, 6:42 pm

Fabulous! Welcome aboard!


THE GOLDEN YEARS -


TAGS: oj simpson springsteen quote poster
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

mizzdizz - March 27, 2016, 10:54 am
Bet the cat did that too-----
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 9:51 am

It is Bozo Karma that he will spend the rest of his life in the slammer for stealing his own (kinda) stuff back. I bet his late wife and Ron Goldman take thrns honking the Clarabelle the Clown horn.
mizzdizz - March 27, 2016, 9:47 am
The housepainter, a serial killer did it. He even confessed on his deathbed while he was doing time for other murders he committed. I LUUUV conspiracy theory! ^!!!!! As the faint whiff of catnip comes from a distant grassy knoll----- the cat did it----


Stand tall And keep your chin up -




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